Drunken Story That Has To Be Told

This story needs to be told, it is so....interesting?
First of all, a pictureAs you can see, we have the buildings where the party was, the road, the atlantic ocean (which is quite deep even this close to land,) and a steep pile of rocks protected by a fence.

No that you know where I was, to the story...

Saturday night there was a huge party at the..uh.."community center" (Samfunn Hus) in town and everyone was there. This was the first time you could bring your own drinks and I had origionally not planned on going but a couple people backed out and had already bought alcohol and since we cant keep alcohol at school they literally Gave it to me to "get rid of." So I went out with Linn, Yvonne, Marius K and Marius B. We had a crap load of beer and a bottle of spicy mixed vodka, needless to say we got pretty tipsey, but no one as much as Linn and Yvonne, our resident alcoholics.

Around 3 a.m. it closed and they kicked us all out, me and yvonne and linn had to pee but they wouldnt let us use the bathrooms no matter how much we pleaded because it was now closed. Well, we saw all of these guys standing around peeing so we took the hint and went behind a parked car. Then we went back and finished the rest of the vodka. Linn, Yvonne and I were screaming and running about crazily, singing at the top of our lungs.
Next, Linn and Yvonne decided it would be really cool/fun to crawl on the other side of the wall and walk along the rocks, remember now, they are totally wasted. Well, protective lil me made myself stop having fun and sober up a lil as i realized the danger that entailed.....when the ocean starts ther is some rockes under and then a drop off and the water is 10 feet deep.

Anyway, i run over and try stopping Yvonne and pulling her back but as soon as i turn my back she is back over there, getting quite pissed at me cuz it would be fun and I was ruining it for her.
Well, marius gets a hold of her and linn starts running over there
i thought i had her stopped and i turned to grab yvonne because she was about to fall and when i turn around linn is on the other side of the wall, i run over there yelling at her to get back and she refuses then all of a sudden she screams and dissapears from view
i freak out and crawl to the other side of the wall and see her hanging there laughing
i grab a hold of her and try pushing her back but she doesnt want my help and starts asking where her purse is, i see a few feet below and go to grab it just as she swings her arm back and pushes me down, sven ove is up helping her and screams out my name as i slip and fall down into the water scarping my arms and legs on the way down. I manage to get out and i was like dripping blood
ugh i was so pissed
u should see me, i am all scratched up